Leta was sitting quietly in the corner of the blind pig. At any moment she expected her
husband Ora to come in, but for the moment, she was desperately trying to grab
hold of her own frazzled faculties. The gin helped. It was a good gin. This was
not always possible at this neighborhood establishment. Sometimes all the
proprietor served was rot gut. At other times, his stock was so low that he
watered it down to make it last. When the liquor was particularly weak, she
would simply leave. However, Ora was not as sensitive. “Hooch is hooch,” he’d
tell Leta, “the more you drink, the better it tastes.” While this may have been
true for him, she had a more discerning palate.
Ora
could drink just about anything, even paint thinner, she surmised. Although she
had never seen him try it, right now she believed him capable of nearly
anything. He had startled her so severely just thirty minutes earlier that
there was no base activity or inappropriate behavior that she didn’t suspect
was beyond his bounds.
They had
been sitting in their living room. The children were in bed. She was sewing a
new shirt for her son Dale who had just undergone another growth spurt. The
fabric she used came from some shirts of her late husband Albert that she had
saved. While it was tricky to transform a grown man’s shirt into one for a a
little boy, Leta was skilled at it. Although Ora didn’t like that she was using
Albert’s shirts or even keeping them around, she responded that they could not
afford new.
That they
had a light supper of pancakes and strawberries started him off, but there was
no money for meat. Leta tried to liven up the meal by making her own syrup out
of brown sugar and molasses, but while the children were pleased and proud of
her, Ora was disgruntled. He had recently started a painting job, but the money
would not come in for another week, she reminded him. Until then, they had to
make do.
Ora was
sitting in his chair and dozing between chugs of home-made beer he was tasting
for a colleague. Every five minutes or so, he passed gas, and Leta winced and
grunted lightly when the stench reached her. She sewed on.
Leta
heard him sigh contentedly and looked at him curiously. While she could not
ascertain if he was awake, asleep or somewhere in between, she noted a slight
relaxation and grin of relief, one that seemed more appropriate for an infant
that just released itself than a grown man. A couple of moments later, Ora’s
eyes opened completely, and he looked at her.
“What?”
she asked.
He
snarled.
“Why did
you just do that?” she inquired.
He
cursed gruffly and stood. That’s when she noticed the large wet spot around the
fly of his trousers.
“Oh my
goodness!” she gasped. “Did you just wet yourself?”
“Shut
up,” he snapped and sauntered uncomfortably from his chair to their bedroom.
Leta had
also stood, first staring after him, and then after he had disappeared, going
over to the chair, still holding her sewing in her hands. She looked at the
seat of the chair. There was a wet spot.
In fact, Ora’s water had soaked through and was dripping onto the floor.
She
couldn’t help herself and gasped loudly in disgust. “Ora!” she shouted. “Get
back in here.”
To be continued.
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