Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Man-Stealer

"All I'm saying is that no-good hussy had better stay away from my husband or there’ll be hell to pay.”

Leta was outside the window of the kitchen, sipping lemonade on a hot summer day, when she heard her sister-in-law Florence’s cousin make that remark. The setting was an Independence Day gathering, 1934. She was 40 years old and had been divorced from her fourth husband for nearly five years. That marriage and the one prior to it were miserable, and she had no intention of marrying again. Besides, she was having a terrific life, enjoying freedoms and experiences that she never would have if she were a married woman with a home and husband to manage.

All around her she watched women get old, not just older, but old. Their bodies were frumpy, as was their dress. Most of them went through life in faded cotton housedresses covered by aprons. They bundled their graying hair up loosely on their heads, more to keep it out of the way than with care in how it looked. They smelled of onions and ammonia. They didn’t so much pursue life as exist within it, priding themselves on their housekeeping, cooking and children. The only time they seemed energetic was in preparing and serving food at church functions. When they relaxed, they did so, sitting on couches and easy chairs and knitting, crocheting or sewing. In most of their activities, they avoided the company of men, even their husbands.

Leta, however, enjoyed the company of men. Actually, she preferred it. When two or more women were together, their conversations covered such topics as bragging about their children, complaining about their husbands and chattering about other couples. The gossip irritated Leta. So much of it was based on superiority, envy or a combination of both; the women engaging in the malicious conversations would either use someone else’s misfortune to support their own better lives or proclaim their stronger virtue. Sometimes it was just the appearance of misfortune that would send their tongues wagging, which Leta found to be the harshest reaction of all. Men, on the other hand, used conversation to share information. The comments were less judgmental, more matter-of-fact. They laughed at humanity’s foibles, not its shortcomings. They were more worldly and included politics and economics. They shared a beer or belt of strong whiskey, smoked cigarettes or cigars and watched leaves rustle in the trees. They cared little for personal appearance, but recognized what was or wasn’t attractive. Physically, their bodies were more open and relaxed. Overall, Leta found men far more engaging to spend her time with than women.

Likewise, they seemed to enjoy her company—in a multiple of ways, including her demure smile, hearty laugh, attentiveness and figure. In a group of them, she could always single out the one who was most in need of female companionship, and while she never fully ignored any of them, she would feature him with slight bits of attention.

First he participated in the group conversation, and then he invariably found a way to speak to her alone. Sometimes they would find a place for more intimacy. Sometimes he was married.

On this miserably hot August day, where the humidity made it so that perspiration having nowhere else to go simply cling to the skin, she sipped her lemonade and watched the children play. She had been in the kitchen with her sister-in-law, but when that conversation paused, she left in search of the men. There were four of them, and all intently examining the engine of someone’s recently acquired used automobile. As this didn’t interest her, she settled in the shade just outside of the kitchen, overhearing bits and pieces of the women’s conversation through the open window. For a few minutes, she watched the children throw cups of water at each other for relief. It was somewhat of a delirious effort, noticeable by the more than usual amount of screaming and enthusiastic participation of the older children, even the girls. Now they were all collapsed under two trees. Leta envied them for their spirit and their ability to just enjoy the moment.

Being called a “hussy” was not what she wanted to hear. It startled her, and immediately, she wanted to charge into the kitchen to defend herself. She knew the woman who made the remark, and the husband in question. Neither was a very pleasant person. Neither seemed to care all that much about the other, at least in public. They would either avoid each other or bicker over the most inconsequential misunderstandings, like what time they should leave or who did what and how at home. At home, behind closed doors, no one but the two of them could say; however, Leta could not imagine that there was much difference between their private and public lives.

She sipped her lemonade. She had no intention of endearing herself to that man. Still, she felt some pride in the knowledge that if she wanted to, she could. With a bit of distinct attentiveness, a smile here, a touch there, she could get him to, at least for one long evening, leave his obviously unpleasant life and give over to passion and fun with her. Almost any man would do it.

She smiled, finished her lemonade and went into the house.

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